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humorous[英][ˈhju:mərəs][美][ˈhjumərəs]
adj.幽默的; 风趣的; 滑稽的; 谐;
facetious[英][fəˈsi:ʃəs][美][fəˈsiʃəs]
adj.滑稽的; 爱开玩笑的; 轻率的; 好笑的;
adv.爱开玩笑地,乱引人发笑的;
n.滑稽;
网络:轻浮的,好开玩笑的; 幽默的; 喜开玩笑的;
giocoso[英][dʒəʊ'kəʊsəʊ][美][dʒoʊ'koʊsoʊ]
adv.<;意>;欢快地;
adj.嬉戏的;
网络:幽默的; 游戏的; 嬉戏地;
老妈叫我翻译!!!(超强爆笑)
今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道:给我讲讲这几句话什么意思
老妈:这个“i don't know.“是什么意思?
我说:“我不知道”
老妈:送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!!
我说:不是!就是“我不知道”吗!
老妈:还嘴硬!!!![email protected]%!#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%!^%^!^%$^#&..(一顿爆揍)
老妈:你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧,给我说说。
我说:是“我知道“
老妈:知道就快说。
我说:就是“我知道“
老妈:找茬呀你?刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不?
我说:就是我知道呀!
老妈:知道你还不说!!不懂不要装懂!&*$%^@$#!%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%(又一顿爆揍)
老妈:你给我小心点,花那么多钱送你上大学,搞的现在什么都不会,会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱,再问你最后一个,你给我好好解释一下,说不出来我在收拾你,你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思?
我晕倒,拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下,用头撞墙四十多下,双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下,用腿踢桌子角六十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意吧
这不她老人家又来问我了:“儿啊,i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~?“
我:“我很烦,别烦我“
老妈:“找打,跟你妈这么说话“(于是被扁)
老妈又问;“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我说:“我没听清,再说一次“
老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat“
“我没听清,再说一次“
结果被扁
老妈再问:“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“
我说:“你说什么“(再次被扁)
老妈再问:“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我说:“查字典“
“查字典我还问你做甚“(被扁)
老妈又问:you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“
我说:“你最好问别人“
“你是我儿子,我问别人干吗,又找打.“
“啊!god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧!”
“耍你老妈玩,上帝也救不了你!(被扁)
我再问你:“use you head,then think it over,又是什么意思啊!“
我说:“动动脑子,再仔细想想.“
“臭小子,还敢耍我“接着又要动手
我连忙说:“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”
“嗯,这还差不多,一会我给你做好吃的,明天再问你”
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <;强推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <;强推这句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
够暸吗?
When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。
幽默,形容有趣或可笑而意味深长。
它是外来词,由英文Humor音译而来的。而英文中的这个词,则来源于拉丁文的,本义是"体液".古希腊有一位名叫希波克拉底的医生认为,人的体液有血液,粘液,黄胆汁,黑胆汁等等,其组成的比例不同,而幽默一词的广泛运用,则要归功于英国人文主义戏剧家琼生了。
他创作的《个性互异》和《人各有癖》两部作品, 均以幽默见称。他的讽刺喜剧代表作《伏尔蓬涅》里,其人物性格便是按照 "气质"划定的,大概由于文艺的社会功能所致,琼生的幽默理论也不胫而走。
而最初将此词移入中国的,则是林语堂。这是一个音、意两译的词,其表达恰到好处。
先给几个:
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
When two's company, three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
最后给几个无敌的:
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
^_^请笑纳
“搞笑”额,貌似是台湾过来的,哈哈哈
应该是:滑稽、诙谐、谐谑。
◎ 滑稽 huájī
谓能言善辩,言辞流利。后指言语、动作或事态令人发笑。《史记·滑稽列传》:“ 淳于髡 者, 齐 之赘壻也。长不满七尺,滑稽多辩。”
(1) [funny;amusing;comical;facetious;farcical]∶形容一个人语言、动作等的幽默诙谐,引人发笑
丑角的表演非常滑稽
◎ 诙谐 huīxié
[funny;humorous] 谈话富于风趣
其言专商鞍、韩非之语也,指意放荡,颇复诙谐。——《汉书·东方朔传》
xiéxuè
谐谑
谓语言滑稽而略带戏弄。《西京杂记》卷四:“[ 古生 ]善訑谩。二千石随以谐谑,皆握其权要,而得其欢心。”《旧唐书·柳浑传》:“ 浑 警辩,好谐谑放达,与人交,豁然无隐。”
COPY一个达人的,我也长知识了!
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车,后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数,于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去,而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
直译:在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直译:早起滴小鸟有虫虫!晚到的老鼠有奶酪!
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直译:在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.直译:就象打桥牌。如果对手不好使,自己的手必须好使。
8、Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直译:有些人就像Slinkies(弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直译:政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是:他们都很有规律地被替换,而且因为同一个理由——脏了!
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直译:偶尔要回头看看,否则永远都在追寻,而不知道自己失去了什么。