。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

2. 有趣的简短的英语句子

When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。

The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。

Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。

The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。

although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。

Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。

3. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

4. 搞笑的英语句子

老妈叫我翻译！！！（超强爆笑）

今天我正在看碟，老妈又捧了本书进来，说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思

老妈：这个“i don't know.“是什么意思？

我说：“我不知道”

老妈：送你上大学上了几年，你怎么什么都不知道！！

我说：不是！就是“我不知道”吗！

老妈：还嘴硬！！！！[email protected]%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（一顿爆揍）

老妈：你在给我说说这个。“i know.“是什么意思你该知道吧，给我说说。

我说：是“我知道“

老妈：知道就快说。

我说：就是“我知道“

老妈：找茬呀你？刚才收拾你收拾的轻了是不？

我说：就是我知道呀！

老妈：知道你还不说！！不懂不要装懂！&*$%^@$#！%[email protected]^%#*$^^^##$%（又一顿爆揍）

老妈：你给我小心点，花那么多钱送你上大学，搞的现在什么都不会，会那么一丁点东西还跟老娘摆谱，再问你最后一个，你给我好好解释一下，说不出来我在收拾你，你给我翻译一下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什么意思？

我晕倒，拿起枕头往头上爆砸三十几下，用头撞墙四十多下，双手轮番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意吧

这不她老人家又来问我了：“儿啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什么意思啊~？“

我：“我很烦，别烦我“

老妈：“找打，跟你妈这么说话“（于是被扁）

老妈又问；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“

我说：“我没听清，再说一次“

老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat“

“我没听清，再说一次“

结果被扁

老妈再问：“what do you say “又怎么解释呢“

我说：“你说什么“（再次被扁）

老妈再问：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'

我说：“查字典“

“查字典我还问你做甚“（被扁）

老妈又问：you had better ask some body.怎么翻呢“

我说：“你最好问别人“

“你是我儿子，我问别人干吗，又找打.“

“啊！god save me !“

“上帝救救我吧！”

“耍你老妈玩，上帝也救不了你！（被扁）

我再问你：“use you head,then think it over，又是什么意思啊！“

我说：“动动脑子，再仔细想想.“

“臭小子，还敢耍我“接着又要动手

我连忙说：“是世上只有妈妈好的意思”

“嗯，这还差不多，一会我给你做好吃的，明天再问你”

5. 简单伤感的英语短语.或句子.看了会冷了

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Don't cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

“Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.”

A sad soul can kill quicker than a germ.

6. 有趣的英语句子翻译

We are grazing ,the sheep in the next field. 我们在吃草，羊在旁边的地里。

英语中的逗号作用大着了。 1)As is known to everybody, the moon travels round the earth once every week。

=It is known to everybody that the moon travels round the earth once every week。 2)I send you 100 dollars today, the rest to follow in a year. =I send you 100 dollars today, and the rest will follow in a year.。

7. 英语经典句子（简单点）

1. Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐。）

[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去，将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。]2. While there is life, there is hope.（有生命就有希望/留得青山在，不怕没柴烧。）

3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.（脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。）[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。

]4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴使树木深深扎根。）[感激敌人，感激挫折！]5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成。）

[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。]6. The shortest answer is doing.（最简单的回答就是干。）

[想说流利的英语吗？那么现在就开口！心动不如嘴动。]7. All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易。）

[放弃投机取巧的幻想。]8. Great hopes make great man. （伟大的理想造就伟大的人。）

9. God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者。）10. Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！）[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹！]11. In doing we learn.（实践长才干。）